peppermintshots:

The end of Joffrey Baratheon.

licensetocannibalize:

hannibal gets so offended of being accused of things he actually did

(via i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much)

jakeenglishfromstatefarm:

moriarty:

me blogging

image

IM SO FUCKING MAD I JUST MADE THAT EXACT FUCKING FACE GOD DAMNIT 

(via 50shadesofwinchester)

ofcrosseddaggers:

sing-thebodyelectric:

today a customer asked me for a “medium whatever” and then got frustrated with me when i asked him what he meant

this is it 

this is the post that 100% accurately describes working with the public

(via 50shadesofwinchester)

  • me: *does weird things when home alone*
  • me: I bet there's hidden cameras

halfmyotpisdead:

rapewhistled:

*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks

*16 year old boy voice* lol look guys she mad

(via 50shadesofwinchester)

cutejolras:

myheartbelongstoabarricadeboy:

cutejolras:

one time i broke my wrist at school and i was in agony and i was like screaming and i couldnt move it but my head of year wouldnt let me go home because i already ‘had too much time off’

Yet more proof that schools actually value attendance more then health or happiness of pupils.

im glad this has 200 notes it was fucking traumatic

(via 50shadesofwinchester)

mistletease:

ohhaiguise:

sirscrewloose:

legendofsherlock:

notenjolras:

#can we please discuss the fact that this movie was made by Americans

#some of us might actually be self-aware

Nobody has to deal with americans more than other americans.

I am an american and I can verify that this is indeed true.

#everyone else gets to be annoyed by Americans from afar #while Americans have to be annoyed by other Americans loudly and up close

(Source: kisedbyfire, via 50shadesofwinchester)

otaku-4-life:

awesomephilia:

"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"

neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality

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(Source: dutchster, via 50shadesofwinchester)

my-angel-castiel:

sexyandthethief:

bearpapi:

You really have to give the architect a 5 star thumbs up for his vision in building this place …

the town’s name is dixon

the longer you look at it the funnier it gets

(via toprotecttheworld)

teamrocket-blastingoff:

(。♥‿♥。)

(via toprotecttheworld)

alleoop:

chisanaai:

dnotive:

oh.

OH.

#SHOTSFIRED

(Source: doomy, via toprotecttheworld)