Scarlett~Nightmare

How I got out of doing the dishes

• My mom: Do the dishes
• Me: *places sock on counter*
• My mom: What's this? Why is it here? *hands me the sock*
• Me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK!
• My mom: wait what?
• Me: DOBBY IS A FREE ELF
• Me: *runs to room*

an-awful-lot-of-nerdfighting:

theworldofmybrain:

electrimafried:

It’s just a jump to the left

And then a step to the riiight

With your hands on your hips

You bring your knees in tiiight

But it’s the pelvic thrust

That really drives you insaaane

Let’s do the time warp again

My absolute favorite Tumblr post of all Time.

always reblogging.

(Source: daftwithoneshoe, via theywillliveagaininfreedom)

fellowship-of-the-wholockians:

isurvivedthekobayashimaru:

it’s getting hot in here

so take off all your clothes

(Source: shesdonejim, via 50shadesofwinchester)